| 1. |
My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce |
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| 2. |
My Life as Alien Monster Bait |
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| 3. |
My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord |
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| 4. |
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food |
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| 5. |
My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss |
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| 6. |
My Life as a Torpedo Test Target |
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| 7. |
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck |
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| 8. |
My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut |
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| 9. |
My Life as Reindeer Road Kill |
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| 10. |
My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler |
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| 11. |
My Life as Polluted Pond Scum |
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| 12. |
My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint |
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| 13. |
My Life as a Blundering Ballerina |
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| 14. |
My Life as a Screaming Skydiver |
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| 15. |
My Life as a Human Hairball |
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| 16. |
My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion |
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| 17. |
My Life as a Computer Cockroach |
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| 18. |
My Life as a Busted-Up Basketball Backboard |
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| 19. |
My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie |
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| 20. |
My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) |
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| 21. |
My Life as a Sky Surfing Skateboarder |
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| 22. |
My Life as a Tarantula Toe Tickler |
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| 23. |
My Life as a Prickly Porcupine from the Planet Pluto |
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| 24. |
My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback |
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| 25. |
My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath |
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| 26. |
My Life As a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star |
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| 27. |
My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles |
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| 28. |
My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber |
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