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My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce |
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2. |
My Life as Alien Monster Bait |
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3. |
My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord |
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4. |
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food |
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5. |
My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss |
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6. |
My Life as a Torpedo Test Target |
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7. |
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck |
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8. |
My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut |
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9. |
My Life as Reindeer Road Kill |
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10. |
My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler |
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11. |
My Life as Polluted Pond Scum |
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12. |
My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint |
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13. |
My Life as a Blundering Ballerina |
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14. |
My Life as a Screaming Skydiver |
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15. |
My Life as a Human Hairball |
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16. |
My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion |
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17. |
My Life as a Computer Cockroach |
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18. |
My Life as a Busted-Up Basketball Backboard |
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19. |
My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie |
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20. |
My Life as Invisible Intestines (with Intense Indigestion) |
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21. |
My Life as a Sky Surfing Skateboarder |
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22. |
My Life as a Tarantula Toe Tickler |
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23. |
My Life as a Prickly Porcupine from the Planet Pluto |
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24. |
My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback |
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25. |
My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath |
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26. |
My Life As a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star |
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27. |
My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles |
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28. |
My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber |
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